Picasso Says Come In

Concrete Poetry

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 19:59:32 GMT

Yes, so Miss Bailey is making us do a concrete poem, a thought which scared the hell out of me, but I have been warned about her "put you on the spot" tendancies. It should be ok though as I have asked around and no-one else seems to know what they are doing. Except Joni who came up with a pepper pot/engine sounds poem after 1 day.

Well, I decided to do mine about memory, mainly because I was thinking about Miss Copeland's (is that how you spell it?) class while I was doing it and how I like her much more than Miss Bailey. Anyway, this is what I have come up with so far and I don't intend on spending much more time on it, so she better like it.

Also, I made it easy to read to avoid not being able to read it out without laughing. How smart am I?

Thank Satan

Tue, 30 May 2006 22:51:05 GMT

At last the exams are over, chemistry was surprisingly not as bad as I thought it would be, but I still think a C is a stretch for my, ion equation skipping abilities.

Anyway, no-one wants to hear about that, this is what I feel like because the exams are over:

but this is what I feel like because we have to go back to school on friday:

I hope you have enjoyed these pictures, and your exams...............

Also, I hope everything goes OK for you tomorrow Emma, I think you should contact me and tell me how you get on.......I hope it's positive.

That's What I Want

Sat, 27 May 2006 21:12:37 GMT

I was recently listening to that song by The Flying Lizards called Money. You know the one where the woman is talking and she's like:

"The best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and the bees, I want money, That's what I want"

Well I just wanted to share with you that I think it's a great song, not because of the moral of course.........but anyway, I think you should all go and download it. It was on the top 50 one hit wonders, which proves that it is worthy of downloading, since you don't have to pay.

Here is a related picture, to make this entry more interesting

Thats Entertainment

Thu, 25 May 2006 20:03:23 GMT

Well, I was recently informed by Emma, that we would be taking a coach journey to Amsterdam, which I am quite excited about, I really like bus journeys, well, not the 62 or 44, more long journeys.

The only thing is that I will need quite a few things to keep myself occupied, I was thinking of the folowing:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

Well, all that should eat up the time i'm sure, any more suggestions are welcome.

Hmmm, I didnt realise how vulgar that last picture is until I looked in the bus windows, oh well, it shall not be removed.

What to Say

Sun, 21 May 2006 00:42:17 GMT

I thought it was about time I made an entry since I havent really talked to anyone in a while, are whatever.

Emma and I didn't get in to the concert on Tuesday, I was very upset, but I didn't cry.

I did however go out and give myself a heavy dose of alcohol poisoning, the best remedy for any sorrows, as we all know.

I also have a big infected cut thing on my arm, I wish I had a camera to show you, but I dont. It's like a long thin version of the finger/fork thing.

Anyway, this has been a sufficient entry I feel. I will see Emma and Joni on Wednesday, then Hannah on chemistry day, 30th?????

And Lauren, I will phone you tomorrow, or later today since it is past twelve.

I AM JUST SO TIRED

tchus.

The wonders of Duct tape

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:47:30 GMT

I have now started my wallet making project...it will be made ENTIRELY from duct tape, or DUCK tape, depending on which brand you like, I'm sure there is a brand called DUCTI, but nevermind.

I wish I had a digital camera so I could show you my efforts so far, I have made the main pocket for notes and one card slot, it was all going great until it ran out...oh well, these things happen.

I cannot wait to parade around with it in my pocket, I might just have to wear cling film trousers so it can be in permanent view. That can be my next project.

Here are some pictures of things other inventive people have made from duct tape :

are they the coolest or what...well, apart from the wierd smiles.

Spitting Image

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 23:19:07 GMT

I recently visited the following website : http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

and found some very interesting celebrity lookalikes which I would like to share with you fine folks.

Charlie Dimmock Gary Glitter Anne Robinson

and many more.................

Tired of squeezing into your size 34 jeans?

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 15:27:14 GMT

Sooooooo, I hope everyone has had and is having an entertaining easter holiday, or spring break, pffft.

Yesterday I was reading the drink menu in a bar place to my whole family and was asked to read out the
shot's available. Well, needless to say almost all of them had rude names like Slippery Nipple and G-Spot.
I was very embarassed.

Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I wish I lived in Manchester now after seeing Joni's pictures, the animals
home also looked like a laugh though, I think I would fit.

What a dissapointing entry, I had such high hopes for it.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

chit chit chit chit

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 20:32:44 GMT

i have noticed of late that i have been making a lot of highly ludicrous typos, such as

come instead of some
chit instead of shit

and it is not only confined to the keyboard....oh no

today in chemistry i said

chack instead of staff

and a few days ago in biology i said

pooper instead of paper

I am becoming a laughing stock here......anyone who posts saying "what do you mean becoming?"

WILL BURN FOR IT

Revision Smershmizen

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 20:17:36 GMT

I wonder how many people are actually revising regularily?
I am certainly not, I think I have diabetes or something,
as I find myself sleeping for 3 hours when I return home from school
which greatly impedes my revision time.
Of course I could be getting down to it right now.

Maybe I will.

Goodnight.

Marooned

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 21:13:13 GMT

I saw this on a website and thought it was quite funny, in a way. Also, I wanted to post but had nothing to say.

Enjoy!

First Day Back

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 20:29:43 GMT

School was some kind of giant borefest, made me feel like this kitten......

Nevermind though, but I am also really annoyed about The L Word's Third Season airing in America yesterday and we dont get it here until the summer. Makes me sick to be perfectly honest.

Mistreatment of Farm Animals

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 21:18:02 GMT

I was just looking at websites about how farm animals are horribly mistreated to increase yield. Needless to say I was completely horrified. I mean, I had obviously heard things before about it, but it was much worse than I expected. So I decided to post it here and share my revulsion.

Go to this website about "The Dirty Six" to read about how animals are treated in factory farms.

http://www.hsus.org/farm_animals/factory_farms/the_dirty_six.html

Haribo

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 22:57:18 GMT

My wish of eating myself to death via haribo was almost realised over christmas.
I got 2 big box things from my mother and a packet from joni
which were devoured by boxing day.

I wonder if emma's is still
on
for new years eve
i hope so, since i havent left the house
in a week.

I think i will go and watch spaced now
since joni got me it for xmas and
everyone is always on about it and i'm like
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hope you all had a good christmas

guten nacht

Seven Deadly Sins

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:33:47 GMT

You are Sloth!
Lazy huh ?? You're a bit slow in getting going -
and tend not to do anything unless it is
absolutely necessary. You'd rather sit around,
watch TV/Sleep then go out and about with
friends, or take part in a sporting event. On
the positive side, you tend to be quite smart,
as you spend a lot of time watching the News
(!!) or on the computer, Also by conserving
your energy, it's right there waiting for you
when it's vitally important to get going.
Consider possibly moving out of the room once in a
while - and perhaps once a week trade watching
TV for half an hour with a walk - and you'll be
back on track.
However, Congratulations on being the most
intelligent of the 7 deadly sins...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

I DEMAND EVERYONE WHO READS THIS DOES THE QUIZ AND TELLS ME WHAT THEY GOT

It's ok, I didn't get killed.

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:46:47 GMT

It seems as though my mother
has called around everyone I know
asking them if they know where i am
because I didnt get home from school
until 8:30

I actually went to the cinema
and forgot to tell anyone
so she was all worried
and she called lauren, emma and joni
how embarrassing
she also said that she almost vomited
with worry
which is disgusting
but also comforting

king kong was good
but i fell asleep
and missed the part when she screams
and does some fangled hand movement

oh well, i am home safe now

:-)

Millions

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 16:55:54 GMT

I really wish I was lying
in a gigantic room of millions
all different flavours
they are just so damn tasty
wouldn't you agree.

I think I have the flu
I think millions will cure it
so come to my house and give me some

Thank You

Christmas Themed Dilema

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:36:47 GMT

Oh my god I have to make a christmas card for Dave and wrap his novelty tie.
But I also have to prepare my specialist study.
Which is more important to me.......
yes, the card.
I shall make it now.

I am thinking lavander on cream
with hints of........ferrari
I should think this over.

Byeee xxx.

Mentioning

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 22:29:22 GMT

Yes so I noticed Yoni didn't mention The Blondie concert on her journal, so that means it won't seem to gloaty if I do.....I think.

Well, anyway, I just wanted to say that it was incredibly wonderful and I hope they come again so I can go and be amazed.

Oh, and also, look what I got.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/say_jumanji/blondiecard2.jpg

Shazzam

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 19:10:21 GMT

My sister and her boyfriend broke up
It was very much like a soap opera had
come into my very own home
or the councils home
whatever.
She threw his clothes over the balcony
after she had cut them up
and she destroyed his phone
and his manhood

I admire her greatly for it, he is a scumbucket.

So anyway, it is only two days until
I go to see Blondie in concert
how great
I must not be one of those people who
go on about it though
because I tend to get angry at them
but not really
I hope you are looking forward to it too Yoni

I am off to open door number
6
of my advent calender
and you should do the same

Nighty night my chikitas

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 20:41:08 GMT

opened first window of advent calander today
couldn't really tell what the chocolate was
it is milk chocolate, milky bar to be precise
i hope you all enjoy your advent calanders
and don't think me foolish for having one
considering I am 16

actually anyone who does consider me foolish
can shove 2 mcnuggets up thir ass.

go here

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/jackblack-prank4.html

Photobucket

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:21:29 GMT

Decided to get a photobucket thing, here is a picture to celebrate.

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:32:42 GMT

Annie Lennox is so cool
I want to have short hair like her
but I wont as I am a coward

nothing happened today
I will now go to eat

I won a Sean Connery t-shirt on ebay
i cant wait to wear it to school
it will be great

sea-ya

xxx

pack-eye-pan

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:13:59 GMT

ja so today was rather a good day.

Me and Joni played pictionary in english today, much halarity was experienced, I would like to tell you what the words were but I forgot all of them apart from pack-eye-pan, that was Pakistan. Unfortunately Joni guessed the pack-eye part first and then I said it was more of an "ih" sound than "eye" so I was made out to be a right racist!

We have this english teacher call Mrs McGuire on a monday and tuesday and she constantly goes, sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh to make us be quite, also her voice sounds like a cross between a banshee and someone with a cold, horrible horrible horrible.

I was supposed to go to the gym with Emmer tonight but I had a terrible migraine so I was going to say I didn't want to go, but she said she didnt want to go before me because she had an excruciating philosophy lesson and she felt a bit crappy, but she is off to clydebank for xmas shopping now, and I am here, being a loner.

She got me an xmas tie to wear to the Admin lunch, it apparently lights up and sings, I am dying of anticipation..really.

Well I will go now as I have to go on ebay and spend every penny I own, guten nacht meine kinder.

This bloody weather is getting on my tits.

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:32:05 GMT

Yeah, so this bloody weather is getting on my tits, bigstyle. I mean come on, has the earth swapped places with pluto or what???

So anyway, today was quite eventfull. I tagged along with the media studies people (Joni, Emma, Lauren, Christine and Flossie) while they were filming children in the park, bunch of perves if you ask me, but I did go along so I suppose I am just as bad, but not really. It was incredibly cold though, so Joni was quite the gentleman and gave me her scarf, how lovely. I do have a bit of frostbite around the bum area, but not to worry, I am sitting in a bowl of hot water.

After the park thing I went with my very good chum Emma (mentioned above) to the gym, that was very enjoyable, apart from in the changing rooms there was this woman in the shower and she came out all naked and what not, has she no shame? So I think for next time I may buy a blindfold for when I go in the changing room. One that had eyes on it so it looked like I wasn't wearing it. Or a pair of those glasses that you wear when you want to sleep in class, you know, the ones that have eyes on them.

After that Emma and I went back to her house and she let me borrow her brand new copy of Mysterious Skin, I will be watching/perving over that once I am done here. I let her borrow my copy of The L Word though so I am not the only perve in the house, although, it is my copy....oh well. I hope Emma is watching it right now, and being aroused by the sex scenes, as I was. Only kidding....

Well, this entry seems to have become some kind of admital of perversities which I possess so I will stop here, I seem to have rambled rather alot.

I would like to thank Emma and Joni for commenting on my last post, however insulting they may have been (Joni), as I was scared that I would be one of those loner journal people who never gets posts and stuff, so thanks for that guys...how gay.

Cheerio xx