Picasso Says Come In

Yes, so Miss Bailey is making us do a concrete poem, a thought which scared the hell out of me, but I have been warned about her "put you on the spot" tendancies. It should be ok though as I have asked around and no-one else seems to know what they are doing. Except Joni who came up with a pepper pot/engine sounds poem after 1 day. 

Well, I decided to do mine about memory, mainly because I was thinking about Miss Copeland's (is that how you spell it?) class while I was doing it and how I like her much more than Miss Bailey. Anyway, this is what I have come up with so far and I don't intend on spending much more time on it, so she better like it.

Also, I made it easy to read to avoid not being able to read it out without laughing. How smart am I?

At last the exams are over, chemistry was surprisingly not as bad as I thought it would be, but I still think a C is a stretch for my, ion equation skipping abilities.

Anyway, no-one wants to hear about that, this is what I feel like because the exams are over:



but this is what I feel like because we have to go back to school on friday:



I hope you have enjoyed these pictures, and your exams...............

Also, I hope everything goes OK for you tomorrow Emma, I think you should contact me and tell me how you get on.......I hope it's positive.

I was recently listening to that song by The Flying Lizards called Money. You know the one where the woman is talking and she's like:

"The best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and the bees, I want money, That's what I want"

Well I just wanted to share with you that I think it's a great song, not because of the moral of course.........but anyway, I think you should all go and download it. It was on the top 50 one hit wonders, which proves that it is worthy of downloading, since you don't have to pay.

Here is a related picture, to make this entry more interesting

Well, I was recently informed by Emma, that we would be taking a coach journey to Amsterdam, which I am quite excited about, I really like bus journeys, well, not the 62 or 44, more long journeys.

The only thing is that I will need quite a few things to keep myself occupied, I was thinking of the folowing: 

I thought it was about time I made an entry since I havent really talked to anyone in a while, are whatever.

Emma and I didn't get in to the concert on Tuesday, I was very upset, but I didn't cry.

I did however go out and give myself a heavy dose of alcohol poisoning, the best remedy for any sorrows, as we all know.

I also have a big infected cut thing on my arm, I wish I had a camera to show you, but I dont. It's like a long thin version of the finger/fork thing.

Anyway, this has been a sufficient entry I feel. I will see Emma and Joni on Wednesday, then Hannah on chemistry day, 30th?????

And Lauren, I will phone you tomorrow, or later today since it is past twelve.

I AM JUST SO TIRED

tchus.

I have now started my wallet making project...it will be made ENTIRELY from duct tape, or DUCK tape, depending on which brand you like, I'm sure there is a brand called DUCTI, but nevermind.

I wish I had a digital camera so I could show you my efforts so far, I have made the main pocket for notes and one card slot, it was all going great until it ran out...oh well, these things happen.

I cannot wait to parade around with it in my pocket, I might just have to wear cling film trousers so it can be in permanent view. That can be my next project.

Here are some pictures of things other inventive people have made from duct tape : 





are they the coolest or what...well, apart from the wierd smiles.

I recently visited the following website : http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

and found some very interesting celebrity lookalikes which I would like to share with you fine folks.


   
                                                              
     Charlie Dimmock                                  Gary Glitter                              Anne Robinson

and many more.................

Sooooooo, I hope everyone has had and is having an entertaining easter holiday, or spring break, pffft.

Yesterday I was reading the drink menu in a bar place to my whole family and was asked to read out the
shot's available. Well, needless to say almost all of them had rude names like Slippery Nipple and G-Spot.
I was very embarassed.

Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I wish I lived in Manchester now after seeing Joni's pictures, the animals
home also looked like a laugh though, I think I would fit.

What a dissapointing entry, I had such high hopes for it.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

i have noticed of late that i have been making a lot of highly ludicrous typos, such as

come instead of some
chit instead of shit

and it is not only confined to the keyboard....oh no

today in chemistry i said

chack instead of staff

and a few days ago in biology i said

pooper instead of paper

I am becoming a laughing stock here......anyone who posts saying "what do you mean becoming?"

WILL BURN FOR IT

I wonder how many people are actually revising regularily?
I am certainly not, I think I have diabetes or something,
as I find myself sleeping for 3 hours when I return home from school
which greatly impedes my revision time.
Of course I could be getting down to it right now.

Maybe I will.

Goodnight.

I saw this on a website and thought it was quite funny, in a way. Also, I wanted to post but had nothing to say.

Enjoy!

School was some kind of giant borefest, made me feel like this kitten......

 

Nevermind though, but I am also really annoyed about The L Word's Third Season airing in America yesterday and we dont get it here until the summer. Makes me sick to be perfectly honest.

I was just looking at websites about how farm animals are horribly mistreated to increase yield. Needless to say I was completely horrified. I mean, I had obviously heard things before about it, but it was much worse than I expected. So I decided to post it here and share my revulsion.

Go to this website about "The Dirty Six" to read about how animals are treated in factory farms.

http://www.hsus.org/farm_animals/factory_farms/the_dirty_six.html

 

My wish of eating myself to death via haribo was almost realised over christmas.
I got 2 big box things from my mother and a packet from joni
which were devoured by boxing day.

I wonder if emma's is still
on
for new years eve
i hope so, since i havent left the house
in a week.

I think i will go and watch spaced now
since joni got me it for xmas and
everyone is always on about it and i'm like
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hope you all had a good christmas

guten nacht

You are Sloth!
Lazy huh ?? You're a bit slow in getting going -
and tend not to do anything unless it is
absolutely necessary. You'd rather sit around,
watch TV/Sleep then go out and about with
friends, or take part in a sporting event. On
the positive side, you tend to be quite smart,
as you spend a lot of time watching the News
(!!) or on the computer, Also by conserving
your energy, it's right there waiting for you
when it's vitally important to get going.
Consider possibly moving out of the room once in a
while - and perhaps once a week trade watching
TV for half an hour with a walk - and you'll be
back on track.
However, Congratulations on being the most
intelligent of the 7 deadly sins...


?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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I DEMAND EVERYONE WHO READS THIS DOES THE QUIZ AND TELLS ME WHAT THEY GOT

It seems as though my mother
has called around everyone I know
asking them if they know where i am
because I didnt get home from school
until 8:30

I actually went to the cinema
and forgot to tell anyone
so she was all worried
and she called lauren, emma and joni
how embarrassing
she also said that she almost vomited
with worry
which is disgusting
but also comforting

king kong was good
but i fell asleep
and missed the part when she screams
and does some fangled hand movement

oh well, i am home safe now

:-)

I really wish I was lying
in a gigantic room of millions
all different flavours
they are just so damn tasty
wouldn't you agree.

I think I have the flu
I think millions will cure it
so come to my house and give me some


Thank You

Oh my god I have to make a christmas card for Dave and wrap his novelty tie.
But I also have to prepare my specialist study.
Which is more important to me.......
yes, the card.
I shall make it now.

I am thinking lavander on cream
with hints of........ferrari
I should think this over.


Byeee xxx.

Yes so I noticed Yoni didn't mention The Blondie concert on her journal, so that means it won't seem to gloaty if I do.....I think.

Well, anyway, I just wanted to say that it was incredibly wonderful and I hope they come again so I can go and be amazed.

Oh, and also, look what I got.

( Lookie Here )

My sister and her boyfriend broke up
It was very much like a soap opera had
come into my very own home
or the councils home
whatever.
She threw his clothes over the balcony
after she had cut them up
and she destroyed his phone
and his manhood

I admire her greatly for it, he is a scumbucket.

So anyway, it is only two days until
I go to see Blondie in concert
how great
I must not be one of those people who
go on about it though
because I tend to get angry at them
but not really
I hope you are looking forward to it too Yoni

I am off to open door number
6
of my advent calender
and you should do the same


Nighty night my chikitas